On this, the tenth day of the May in the year of our Lord two thousand and four I find myself wondering where exactly the year went.
I played football yesterday with a bunch of Asians- damn I suck, but hell it was fun. I got squashed by Jin on a really stupid play. Wang rolled me over himself in a really strange tackle- overall I didn’t feel too exhausted, but I could feel that my quads were getting sore. Afterwards we went to Bamba’s. I guess I have to rank the Mexican restaurants on campus as follows:
#1 El Desmadre: Its cheap, palitable, and pretty close to authentic- especially w/ the mex. Channel on TV.
#2 La Bamba’s: Well the burritos aren’t as big as my head, but they are still good. Plus the guy calls you “amigo” when he takes your order.
#3 Qudoba: Not only is this Chipotle wannabe more expensive and crappier than its golden arched cousin, it’s staffed by non minority people that fill the burritos w/ 60% rice. Oh and their guac sux too!
I have one final left, and will soon be blowing this pop stand. Now let’s discuss the pros and cons of summer.
Pro: I get to go home and see all my long lost friends and see how their college experiences were.
Con: I have a pretty good idea of how everyone’s year went.
Pro: I drive a Dodge Stratus! People fear me! Ok so I get to drive my rockin’ 1996 white, all leather interior w/ one speaker broken car.
Con: I have to pay $2.10 or something ridiculous for gas.
Pro: I get to earn income as a productive member of society and better my interpersonal skills.
Con: I get to go back to my shitty job that pays more than min. wage, yet demands that I treat each safari adventurer as if they were the ones who decided where I get into grad school. (Actually Rainforest Café isn’t that bad- it’s just the really long hours that kill)
Pro: I do not have to wake up and go to lectures, fail quizzes, and find reasons to not study for exams.
Con: I’m going to sit on my ass and do next to nothing.
Pro: I plan to work out more- maybe with Jaren
Con: Hey remember when I paid 50 bucks to join Nautilus- we had something working for a bit there, but what the hell happened? – Finals? Ha try Hunter: the Reckoning
Yeah enough of that junk
So yeah how bout that Hunter: the Reckoning Mallas’ mom bought it for him for Christmas 2 years ago. We made fun of it and said that it sucked, and then I decided to give it a go. It’s like a modern Gauntlet: Dark Legacy i.e. one of those shitty games that Williams can actually play. Funny thing- the other night I was telling him how awesome I was and how much he should stop dying. Then he threatened to hit me if I said anything dumb again. So yeah I made a point to tell him that I was killing a gargoyle w/ my katana w/o getting hurt. So He hits me- and I shove him into the dresser (not hard on either part of the exchange) then we sit there yelling at each other at the top of out lungs explaining why what just happened happened. So yeah Hunter: the reckoning can inspire violence in even the most tranquil hearts. So yeah we rock at this game and we have committed ourselves to beating it. Schmittie said it’s a pretty long game, so I have my doubts.
I like Jager | 
